NOTE: This is the second episode wrote, but will be the third to air due to the writer trying to get this done as quick as possible since he's busy. When the script is done, PLEASE do not send it to animation and voice work department until Topsy Turvy has finished production for the sake of keeping production order accurate.
However, feel free to read the script anyway.
Moneybags: Alright people, since most of this work hasn't got us anywhere, we should try something different, like a play.
Diranto: The reason why we haven't got anywhere is because you don't pay us, Moneybags!
Moneybags: Shut up.
Moneybags: Anyway, has anyone got ideas for a play?
Cwuft: Why don't we adapt a Winnie The Pooh story?
Unnamed Worker: Winnie The Pooh sucks.
Moneybags: WINNIE THE POOH WAS MY CHILDHOOD! YOU'RE FIRED RANDOM GUY WHO'S THERE FOR NO REASON! Anyway, let's do a Winnie The Pooh play.
*Disney Executive comes out of nowhere*
Disney Executive: You can't even mention Winnie The Pooh in your place, because of all this copyright crap. ALSO WE BROUGHT STAR WARS!
*scene cut to Mickey Mouse*
Mickey Mouse: That's right kids! Because Disney ain't just media and magic... (devil voice) WE ARE AN EMPIRE!
Diranto: WELL BUTTER MY BUTT AND CALL ME A BISCUT, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK, SHERLOCK!*points at moneybags*
Moneybags: Hell if I care, we can make a western.
- Diranto runs out of office*
Moneybags: HEY! DIRANTO! DAMMIT! STAY AND I'LL GIVE YOU A SPOON! C'MON, THE LORD LOVES A GOOD SPOON! C'MON, LET'S SING A SONG ABOUT IT!
Diranto: Oh god, what have I done...
And so the lord loves a spoon
It's the best thing in the world
We could go on about it
OH YES THE LOOOOORRRDDDD LOVES A GOOD SPOON
EVERRRYYYYBOOODDDYYY HAIL THY ALMIGHTY SPOOON
- everyone begins signing, besides Diranto*
YES THE LOOORDD LOVES A SPOOON
Diranto: OH GOD STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
EVERYBODY LOVES, EVERYBODY LOVES, EVERYBODY LOVES, EVERYBODY LOOOOVVVESSS THE SPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!
Diranto: Fine! I'll do it, you EEDIOTS! WHY THE HELL DID YOU BEGIN SINGING A MUSICAL NUMBER THAT HAS LIITLE TO NO RELEVANCE TO THE PLOT OF THIS EPISODE?
Moneybags: So we could have a Big Lipped Alligator Moment.
Unfinished because i'm busy.